Friday, March 26, 2010

My lunch - sorry!

Being busy taking care of old and failing parents has put a crimp in service, I know. Did I really intend to become one of those outlets that simply posts useless drivel like what I had for lunch?


I would say that I didn't intend that, but suck it:


Snowhenge!


Thursday, March 25, 2010

Mucking about

Garden progress pics, as promised:













Basic layout - still to be modified. The dark patch was my inaugural tossing-in of a clump of compost to christen the shiznit. The stones that have fallen over - that was due to gravity, not, as one might think, to some neo-fascist skinheads who saw me perusing a book and wanted to kick some shit in. I THINK???















Some compost-to-be! Mulchy goodness. I even went to Harbor Freight for a tarp, like some sort of non-sweater-wearing-nancy-boy!




















Gardening can be fun - even for grotesque, obese late-period Morrissey lookalikes!





No place like loam! Oof!


And this one was NO HELP AT ALL, although we won't have to buy ANY topsoil, just scrape the daily accretions of crud from her filthy peepers:


Daisy!


Here's our friend Cindy's dog Daisy! She goes everywhere and is a very good egg!

Remaking "Mask" now?


Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Carving shit on rice

Tried to find a picture of this phenomenon, have not as yet - but remember like in, I dunno, a 1978 National Geographic, where there would be some crazy Russian who had carved a picture of, say, the Kremlin on a single grain of rice? Or maybe a wolf or some crazy shit?



Are they still doing this?



If they are, it's likely by some sort of computer-aided laser "etching" or something, which is BULLSHIT!



Here is Gene Simmons painted on a grain of rice, which is not what is under discussion here, but is goofy nevertheless:



The absolute nadir of this blog/the internet/everything

CHAVATAR!