Overheard:

"That looks like Gatorade, though, don't it?"

Superbowl 4

Leftovers available on ebay

Superbowl 3

Transfixed by Scientology commercial, perhaps

yawn

Bunno Mars halftime extravaganzer!

Superbowl 2

It's a football made of chive-y cheese!

Superbowl 1

Next year for sure!

Pre-game

Surly college girl checks texts

"Cheese!"  This is something new, the actually saying "cheese" with
dopey frozen smile.

Superbowl pig