Wasn't ready for this

Cooling ice cream

"The edge of this ice cream sandwich thingy is soothing my two toofs."

Seen:

Huh

A visit from my cousin Dr. Fred (the Basketball Physician) and his wife Shirley

National pastime

Entranced!

Over it!

"Unca Nick," they ask, "what were the 90's like?"

"Well, junior, for one thing, you had to pretend to have an opinion about Tortoise..."