2012, dude

Also: Hey! We're broke!

http://www.nme.com/news/at-the-drive-in/45300

Get jobs, boys.

Wussville

http://pitchfork.com/news/35603-oberstjamesward-album-confirmed/

I mean, how next-generation-of-sellable-at-whatever-comes-after-Starbucks is this?

You just know one of these dorks got up all excited one morning, took his acoustic outside on the mornin' [sic] dew and wrote a right-purty number that will turn up on a very special episode of whatever that Seattle hospital show is with the guy from Can't Buy Me Love. "Seattle Show"?
WTF IS IT CALLED? Oh, Grey's Anatomy. Yeah, a story-arc with Mandy Moore playing a nurse who's DYING. Then she DIES and the SINGLE from this crap comes on.

Time

Before:

After:

Facile bitchery aside, you should listen to Animals this weekend. Really! It's summer - what better do you have to do?

Shame

Not sure why I am so ranty today (oh, aren't I?), but you know how this world is terrible, right?

Well, here's more proof: Arthur Getz has no wiki bio!

You know, Arthur Getz?:

I mean, what the hell?

Yes, I should do the research and make one myself, if I'm so upset.

You just sit and wait for me to do that, Edison.

"M.S.R.P."

Oh, god, no wonder car companies are all dying - do they not know how much I hate those commercials where some shrill voice says "20 per cent off MSRP!!!" like I know what that is?

I mean, I know now what it is, but it's so meaninglessly jargon-y. Just say the words. Like "hemi" and that stupid commercial where the dad points at the engine (I suppose) and says to his baby "Hemi!" Arrgh!

Yes, your son is going to grow up to do masculine shit and not read - I GET IT, I KNEW BY LOOKING AT YOU!

Just saying again that I'm not a fucking animal.

Guaca-dogs!

So, yeah, the Bride saw an article in New York or somewhere with a "fancy" hot dog joint (hasn't this been done?) but it gave us the idea to cook some dogs and slather guacamole on them.

We did and it was amazing!

Made the guacamole myself with two avocados and a lime-cilantro flavor packet doodad, but, being a meddling jackass, I had to add some chopped arbol pepper and a shallot.

Having it AGAIN TONIGHT WITH THE LEFTOVER GUAC! YES, I AM SHOUTING!