"Local Thor"

I see this dude all the time at my actual job who cut off his dumb blonde hair and now just looks like an ex-jock again, but it occurred to me that he is like a local Thor, which in turn sounds like a tossed-off GBV song:

Set 'em up
set 'em up
set 'em up
for Local Thor
Stick and stones
and codfish bones
steers and queers
and "go volunteers!"
He's Agamemnon, mom!

etc