Message from Mayo

(yes, that can be sung to the tune of "Letter From Memphis" by the Pixies)

All I've received today from my microbiologist compadre at Mayo Clinic was an email that, when opened, contained only this:

Also, someone make this guy head of the UN:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1175147/Anger-junior-minister-blames-Hairy-Angel-Susan-Boyle-swine-flu-pandemic.html