What to get the man who has everything (read: me)

I'm reading that Baader Meinhof book, finally, then there are about 100 other to-be-read books lying around. I really don't need any more.

EXCEPT!!!!1!!!1!:

Yes/at last!!! A history of Vernors ginger ale! Thank god this crying need has been met.

Now I just need a Vernors tee shirt, with either this on it:

(Woody, he's called!)

Or this:

This despite my self-imposed fatwa on novelty tees. Watch the skies!