Send to my mother-in-law, please

My mother-in-law doesn't know what to get me for Christmas, but what I REALLY need is John Updike's childhood home:

http://www.ebay.com/itm/300636482845?ssPageName=STRK%3AMESELX%3AIT&_trskid=p3984.m1555.I2649

I mean, 250K is a steal - if they throw in the carpet and crap Herman Miller castoffs!: