Smell like an airport

Almost tempted to spend the 42 bucks just to see wtf is up

Saw this in the Times style site: perfumes designed to smell like specific airports.  It's ridiculous, but at the same time it's so end-of-the-world over-the-top I have to bow to it.

Speaking of airports: have I ever mentioned on the blog that the Wichita airport is carved from a single piece of wood?