What you'd be buying!

If you buy the film rights to this blog, you'd have complete access to use such scintillating text exchanges as this:

[Texter]: Nate Silver will be here...is that something I should see? 

Me: No Nate Dogg?

I mean, imagine this in super-slow/fast [whichever is better] frame rate 3D!  Get that loan!

(plus it's even better/worse because Nate Dogg died last year, I remembered.  RIP, Nate Dogg)