New cell phone

No, not for me; in fact, they don't even make a case for my passe three-year-old Droid.  When this phone shit reaches sentience, there will be multiple new phones every second and they will be made of your skin!  I'm told.  Anyway:

Two views of the sad winter 1983 view from the Sprint store, where we waited
and waited.

And:

Kyle's new giant HTC-whatever phone.  Comes with a wheelbarrow.