Nick Rickles? Don NICKles?

Me, fifteen minutes ago

Someone told me last week that I was "like Don Rickles!"  Bald and paunchy, yes.

Probably because I go around saying things like "Perry Farrell?  More like Perry Stalsis!"

Also: best Rickles line ever (to my limited knowledge): "Frank Sinatra is here tonight.  Make yourself at home, Frank: hit somebody."