It's been a minute since I've singled out Vanity Fair for ridicule

And, actually, this Jon Hamm issue is not the worst culprit, although there is a John-John Kennedy appreciation that is ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY!  The things I need to mention are not necessarily their fault:

Two entertainment onslaughts under the moniker The Last Ship?  Okay.  Why not
consolidate the two, put the Sting songs (likely just multiple inferior versions of "Shipbuilding")
over the apocalyptic death-ship show?  And the fact that in the TNT ad the guy
looks like Liev Schreiber is just serving to remind me that I don't remember who Eric Dane is.

This is more the entire world's fault (including yours), but still -"sleepwear"