If you have a half-hour:

Save the date!

I've even got the stones to let my first three tracks be revealed ahead of time:

"Just Say Stet" > "I Wonder U" > "Vincent Come On Down"...

Just Stroked

Puzzling

With lovely power-of-attorney status, I get to watch my parents' life saving disappear at a rate of knots.

What I'm curious about is: how did their "money people" decide that a knockoff of 1995-era Kylie Minogue would be a good sign-in icon?

She'll take THIS seriously...

What the hell?? Explanation Monday.

You can't wait.