MS Paint New Yorker Cartoon 9/11/2013

"Okay, daddy, but if God exists, how did that
whole Moby Play thing happen?"

MS Paint New Yorker Cartoon 10/25/2012

"Oh, Morris - maybe he'll put the pictures back somehow."

MS Paint New Yorker Cartoon 6/22/2012

And the voice from the cloud said "No, I will not resurrect the magazine business
just so you can make your lame 'prints and the revolution' joke!!"

MS Paint New Yorker Cartoon 2/14/2012

"You know, I thought that finding out that guy from
Nada Surf with the stupid dreads was Spanish would
somehow make that and everything else more
bearable, but it really hasn't..."

MS Paint New Yorker cartoon, 10/6

MS Paint New Yorker Cartoon

"In my time, photo tumblrs were called 'magazines'..."

MS Paint New Yorker Cartoon

"I'm as worried about Charlie Sheen as the next guy, but still I can't shake the feeling it's just another media effort to keep the masses distracted from the fact Greg Dulli can't sing."

MS Paint New Yorker Cartoon 12/30/2010

"I always love grandmother's FUCKED-up stories about

life before Joe Webb..."

MS Paint New Yorker Cartoon 9/21/2010

"He just learned about how, before electricity, people could
double the light from a candle with a mirror."

MS Paint New Yorker Cartoon

"Christ, he's even more insufferable now that he has a drinking fountain in the front room..."

MS Paint New Yorker cartoon

"At this late date, I feel completely comfortable saying that Trader

Vic was merely the Ticketman of the 90's...

MS Paint New Yorker Cartoon

"Well, at least we got to hear the new Sade."

MS Paint New Yorker cartoon 10/20

"I mean - 116 hours ago, there was no Balloon Boy..."

Everchanging, ever growing -

This blog is!

Here's a new thing, New Yorker-style cartoons done in less than five minutes with my masterful MS Paint skills.

First:
Space Junk Forces Shuttle Discovery to Dodge on Way Home - space.com, 9/10/2009


Then (there are supposed to be two conversational space ensign-types visible in the shuttle windshield):

















"Old copies of The DaVinci Code..."