I mean, I doubt you wish to hear about my latest "app"

1. plug in your date of birth

2. plug in your city of birth

3. app shows a picture of what the police cars in your town looked like when you were born

I mean, I understand how mankind has thus far suffered and limped along without this crucial aid, but do you?

Repeating myself, probably,

but surely there's an app so one can text italics?

How else are we supposed to get our points across?