I don't get it

This young lady is all over preppy tumblrs and shit and has now made it to being the cover face of some not-needed "youthful" Brooks line which is supposed to take up the slack left by the defunct Rugby line (no, seriously, wake up).  She makes me crazy, though.

I won't be particular about why she bugs me, since I look like some dogshit that has been desiccating over a summer of drought.

Ban "sports medicine"

Hey - the dying United States can probably save buckets of money by getting rid of anything called "sports medicine" - I say this because I get so goddamn tired of seeing mouth-breathing jock adolescents at the grocery store with their moms in their "[pick one] Hospital Sports Rehabilitation Services" tee shirts.

"Dude - tore my knee out."

BOO.