Pamplemousse!

So, we drink shit-tons of LaCroix sparkling water.  It's fizzy, but sugarless.  My dad said it "tastes like shit."  SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW, OLD MAN!

Anyway, I was all orange and the Bride was on berry.  Then we went to Savannah and our hosts had the pamplemousse (grapefruit) kind and I was like, well, Duh!, you always liked Squirt, dumbass.

So now it's all pamplemousse.