Almost time for my one iced pumpkin spice latte of the year

I found out each one has the same calories as 3,200 Big Macs, but I will still have the one.  Maybe Friday.

Can I sue successfully?

Was over in the next county, gettin' gas, and saw this sticker, which has both the diminutive of my first name and my middle name.  This has to be fake!, etc.