State of the Nation 3/24/2014

Apocalypse, please

Yes, and the world just got more apocalypsey

Monitor wallpaper for your pain-in-the-ass racist uncle

A talented friend edited this awfulness 'til it fairly shines!  Apologies to the sideview mirror fetishists out there.  Thanks, Chris!

Last request to stave off end of civilization

No more of "There's [plural noun]."

It's "there are," goddammit.

God bless America

Seen on a tee shirt in a fucking Walmart.

From the "come, come, nuclear bomb" department:

End o' the world

Mighty weak

Hey! The NME says Bob Dylan's grandson, Pablo Dylan [yes, really], is releasing his inaugural free rap mixtape. Not sure if this is Jakob's son or what...

Anyway, another generation of Dylans to bore me into further desultory lassitude. CANNOT WAIT.