Why I Should Have Learned Computers

See, if I knew how to do stuff, I could somehow "tape" or otherwise digitally capture this when it's broadcast:

But I cannot, alas.  It would be impossible to even find out how, unless there was some sort of mechanism with which one could "search" the world wide web for an answer as to how to do this.

In other PSB news, I did change my phone-alarm ringtone to "A Different Point of View," so that is done, at least.