Best sign ever or my new MC name or both?

No Cheerwine, but:

Cory loved this stuff...

Down at the flea

"Well, I guess I'll take this ox back up the hill, then..."

Ugh...

Shoulda bought the green one - I'm not anti-coal, but man do I hate
fucking TREES!

Does anyone know "tiger blood?" One of my cohorts says it's like
coconut?  Maybe this is a reference to "The Laughing Man"...but I doubt it.

Terrifying

No ID needed!  Untraceable, thank God!

Was taking this picture and the concerned proprietress says "What are you doing?!?"
I said "Um, taking a picture of these flashlights..."
Says she: "Oh!  I have an open one over here, if you want that."

Hey!  That hardback Firestarter you need.

Chortle chortle and a haw haw...

Click to enlarge, please.  1976? Coca Cola?  What?

Nature sadly looks down, albeit benevolently.

The missing c is for CUALITY

Can't make it up.

Around the lodge

Bret was here!

Would that we could!

Hello, Gene and Paul!

Name belts

Not sure why, but was told "everybody" round them parts wears a belt with the name engaved on a little plate. Maybe so if they drive off into a ravine they can be identified -- their teeth are likely so mushy that fish will eat them up like soggy popcorn?

Your future could be either of these:

Kyle also bought two blankets here

Somebody went crazy with a jigsaw on that m