THIS kind of crap

My next door neighbor had this!:

How the smart set are spying this season.

This thing was 17 bucks in 1972.  That's $3,150 today!

I think I dreamt about this set of maps last night.

Not content to corner the SW Ohio basil market,

I have a new get-rich scheme: a place that has laser tag AND has first come first serve laser eye correction surgery!

No, no - forget that Bianchi shit

What I NEED is this here 70's Schwinn Paramount in "kool orange.":