A trip to the outlets

"Oh, god, I'd rather not be part of some grim 'comment' on consumerism, please."

"Well, I'm mortified."

"Alright, alright, I give...this isn't that bad."

Cucumber!

"My teeth were bugging me on Saturday.  The nice lady at
the Thai restaurant gave me a piece of cucumber and some avocado and
it worked a trick!  I then carried this piece of cucumber around for two hours [laughs]!!" 

"I swear, I looked just like you, Grandpa!"

Also: Wan Fran!