OH!

They wait, endlessly, patiently...

Of course I need to work on a book, right?  It JUST occurred to me, though, that I can hand-write the whole thing in PENCIL, thus making use of my collected pencils in my satchel doodad and as I burn through them, I will then have a reason/excuse/alibi for buying MORE PENCILS.  Dur!

Idea of the new century

We all hear/fear those "nightmare" stories of people who get those lameass "asian character" tattoos, which are supposed to mean "STRENGTH" or something but the scurrilous tattoo artist has jokingly changed it to "DOUCHEBAG," right?

Well, were I to plunge into tattoos, I would go out and get the erroneous Chinese tattoo on purpose:

"Hey, man, sweet new ink! What's that mean?"

"MOUTHCRAZY."