Next on Animal Planet: Truck Pig!

"I was born to sniff this tarp!"

"What the hell's going on over there?"

'Whatever it is, it's got me seething the more I think on it!"

"I'm gonna attack invisible stuff until I feel better!"

Braniac [sic]: an explanation

Few things are more asinine than the proclivity of Rock People to misspell the band name of the late, great Brainiac (see how that works?). All the time I see this, and from people who should not be this dim: Braniac. As if the band were named after some Fruit and Fibre offshoot, not the early computer/slang name for eggheads...it doesn't even make sense!

I have been irked by this for at least 17 years, and just recently it occurred to me how this happens; these poor benighted souls are thinking it would rhyme with MANIAC (which is does), so hence: Braniac. So when these sad, sad assholes mistype it, they think they are doing the right thing.

Come, come, nuclear bomb!

Idjits, in their domain

"I'll just be here rubbing my chin on this Buckminster Fuller-ish candle all day, thanks!"

"Hep me! I'm stuck!"