Mendelson's 2012 - 6 - "1978 in a cup"

"Jimmy!"

Kyle gamely bought coffee (.35) from one of those beyond old-school coffee machines where the cup falls down and you get the coffee from behind a little clear sliding door.  I foresaw that it would be "lousy," and it was.  Tired coffee sort of crossed with consomme.  Or maybe they were using up the super-past-sell-by French dip mix.  Plus we failed to opt for added "whitener."

Mendelson's 2012 - 5 - A Miscellany!

The infamous "tube room."  Adults only!

Robot casting complete for updated shitty D_____ version
of Lost In Space!

"Hey!  Who's up for a French dip made with .39 au jus
mix from a mildewy warehouse???"

ZOINKS!

Kyle was just in NYC and says that he was told dust
was coming back.  But who knew they useta
give it out in hospitals??

Here's that Glen [sic] Miller sheet music you've been looking for.

Full title: When Grandpa Died and We Went to Go
See The Black Hole Later

Mendelson's 2012 - 4 - "That's a BIG light bulb!"



This bulb is, like, a foot big!

Right you are, Applachian lady in "Got Beer?" tee shirt!

Mendelson's 2012 - 3 "Things All Lit Up!"

This is all for sale!  Why are you still reading this???

Mendelson's 2012 - 2 "The Way We Were"

Here's the sole record in the whole 500K square feet of the place:

Rike's!  The Occupy people are trying to bring this
defunct store back, I'm told!

Mendelson's 2012 - 1

"At last!  We found...one of these!"

Like clockwork, every 17, 19 or 23.5 months, I end up at Mendelson's, a huge crazy store downtown that has both a). 100,000,000 screws and bolts, but not the one you need and b.) some of the creepiest closeout items copped from god-knows-where ever.  This time it was in search of that u-bolt I need to fix the still-unfixed swing set in the tot lot.  Kyle came along.

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