Only "lifehack" you'll ever need

Ugh, I hate the term "lifehack" but I must say: stop and buy your rice at the local Chinese place on the way home.  In fact, open a rice drive-through at the end of my street and charge one dollar for a large.

Maze help

Those folks that got lost in the corn maze and called 911? Sigh.

They should have remembered Ms Perenyi's advice, dutifully paraphrased here:

If you are lost in one, stick to the right side and turn right at every turning. You cannot fail to emerge.

Helpful memo to a co-worker

Ingrid:

Ingmar: