Survivor type

"I've been awake about eighty seconds but
shit's just hilarious!"

Even with Mom gone out of town for as many as three nights this week, the boy survives the cruel handlings of his no-account father!  And thrives even.

"Huh.  So this is what it smells like
after a smashing rain..."

A cat wrangler

This pic is appalling, but I swear it's partially the angle, because I am simultaneously standing up with/dropping two cats, that caused that much extra chinnage (not to say that I don't weigh close to 400 lbs and that our third, grossly large cat is not safely tucked in the folds of my huge, molten fizzog):