It really, really, really could happen

If you checked in yesterday, you noticed there were no posts; was busy!  BUT that is a mere foretaste of what it could be like if you get your shit together and organize a campaign to get me to stop blogging. Again: a mere $100,000 will get me to stop.

Do your part!

Yesterday, I let the cat out of the bag that the Bride was willing to pay a whopping $1000 to get me to stop blogging, which in turn led to a groundswell of "STOP NICK EDDY RELENTS!" whoops which swept the internet and the very streets of the towns where you live.

I'm indifferent.  I could keep posting forever, apparently, with little fanfare and zero remuneration. Or not: with the Bride's 1K, all that needs to be raised to get to my mentioned "stopping price" is for you and yours to gather an additional $99,000. 

Either contact your wealthy friends or start some sort of "funny" Nickelback/pickle-style Facebook page and get ninety-nine thousand people to each donate a single dollar.

If you want this to happen, you'd best get to work!