Had I truly gone as berserk as the situation warranted last night,

I would be in some lockdown - on ice, as it were - for some time to come, all because of a measly eight dollar spool of weedeater line (yes, I'm still grousing).

Awesome that it didn't happen, because I would have not known that there was such a thing as a retractable Sharpie, that works like a ballpoint pen.

There but for the grace of God, etc.