Space shuttle? Bah!

So, you know, D_____ did not get a space shuttle for display at the Air Force Museum, or a model of one, or a shadow of one or nothin'! All over town, burnouts are playing "Countdown" by Rush on repeat and crying into their quickie-mart energy dranks [sic].

But eff that! When we on a search of neighborhood alleys in advance of pre-South Park Home Tour alley sweep/bulk trash pick-up, we found THIS testament to D_____-centric engineering and craft! They should build a museum AROUND this: