Sunspots: defend our privacy!

You saw the photos of the huge sunspot/solar flare? Hopefully it will knock out some of those eye-in-the-sky satellites that are SPYING ON YOU!!

Huh? Well, explain this, oh trusting one: I do some sawing in my backyard nowadays. Then yesterday, THIS piece of junk mail came:




What am I, if not a modern woodman [don't answer this]?

I assume this is some sort of credit union, but am scared to open it lest there's a spy camera inside the envelope!