Retreat! 7

Speaking of, that clicking, seething sound in the woods probably was Killer Bob, yes.

SCARIEST thing I ever bought

I found a bottle of this and I'm scared to open it.

A break from all the cannibalism, yet still gory

Everywhere one turns someone is getting their face, neck, chest, breast or head eaten by some mad fucker!  Enough!

Yet nature rolls on.  Kyle was getting home the other night when Trudy (Montana) leapt from a tree with a bird in her maw as a tattered snack!  Zounds!

Sunspots: defend our privacy!

You saw the photos of the huge sunspot/solar flare? Hopefully it will knock out some of those eye-in-the-sky satellites that are SPYING ON YOU!!

Huh? Well, explain this, oh trusting one: I do some sawing in my backyard nowadays. Then yesterday, THIS piece of junk mail came:




What am I, if not a modern woodman [don't answer this]?

I assume this is some sort of credit union, but am scared to open it lest there's a spy camera inside the envelope!