In Savannah, quite recently

Cat people

Caitlin (formerly exclusively dog) is now such a cat person that she has informed Gabe (and me) that she wants to get a kitten and name it Caitlin.

Leonard Unger, President 1944-45, Savannah American Legion

Down Savannah Way

The Southern Report

Izzy (sp?) - the neckerchief is Coachella-worthy, yes.  But
what if I told you it's also covering a SNAKEBITE?  She's
fine, though!

This cat was in the garden section of Home Depot...
did I say "was in?"  I mean LIVES in.  And his name
is HOMER.  Ah, the Southern wit.

Chicken Lady

Wild Chickens of the South

Apparently, in Daffin Park in the vicinity of Savannah, chickens run free/wild!  Insane!

A correspondent forwards:

Click to enlarge for amazing, terrifying slogan.

"Wear life like a stiffly laundered garment"

Savannah is party town

Dirty South, indeed

They have haunted tours and such, there was that whole Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil thing, it's 85 degrees today (per Li'l Cait) so it's likely everyone sweats...yeah, Savannah is indeed an evil place.

But I did not know HOW evil 'til this:

Ah! They were too shitfaced to hear Sherman coming!

No open-container laws in Savannah!

Seen in GA

Seen:

Don't want to, yet must

As Gabe forwards crud from the Dirty South, I guess I will have to post them under the label "Savannah smiles," because he's in Savannah and bringing a smile to your otherwise pointless day and encroaching suicide. But that's fucking gross, so it will be Savannah smiles (no).