Denis Compton

Here's all-time great cricketer Denis Compton:

So great that there was a Royal Daulton MUG of him, which needs to be in the Pine Club:

Outside Ben's Batteries!

For sale!  DO IT!

REMINDER!

DO IT

Think for the rest of the day about

Chuck Bass's orange trench coat:

Oh! Tonight or tomorrow, be sure to get caught up in a murder, maybe by accident, and then slowly let the guilt eat at you until you lose it entirely

Tomorrow's Patricia Highsmith's birthday!

Which reminds me that you should do this

I thought it up, so you have to do it:

1. ask a co-worker to take over a small task for you while you are off for a couple of weeks.

2. Wait for them to say "usin[g] up some vay-kay?"

3. Say no, just having a minor surgery.

4. Them: "Oh! Well, I hope it's nothing serious!"

5. You: "No, it's elective."

6. Them: "Oh, okay."

7. Then the hammer: "Yeah, it's something I have been wanting to do for a long time. I'm having a procedure to have my tongue roughened, so it's like a cat's."

DO IT!

Baby Shower 6 - Everyone! Touch the baby! Do it!

Justice not done by phone photo (yet again!)

After threatening (?) to do so forever, I finally made the "creole marinated tomatoes" that I first saw in Bon Appetit yonks ago. Ridiculous. Put them on steak with some queso fresco, everybody swooned.

Do it!

http://www.bonappetit.com/recipes/2009/05/creole_marinated_tomatoes

What are you doing?

Well, what are you? What? Fuck that, put on Lodger by David Bowie and listen to "Red Sails" and listen to the wack/best guitar mistake at :42 or so. DO IT!

It's summer, for god's sake. You have NOTHING better to do.

My least favorite DLM under water! Pretty much!

Wow, this is crazy...of the three DLM supermarkets, this one is my least favorite, but still I don't think it should be underwater or anything. Think of all the eight dollar jars of italian pepper paste and such! SAVE THEM!

Now I want you to THINK

Look at the picture of Kyle and Josie's cat Trudy taking a load off and ask yourself: was there ever anyone more comfortable than this baby? Take a second and think on it. Now ask yourself. DO IT!

Birthday card insurance

So, your elderly grandparent or Aunt Whomever has died. Sad, yes. But it also means no more holiday check with some mild-ass cash amount in check form included; 35 bucks springs to mind.

Well, shouldn't grandma be able to buy insurance that guarantees that her designees continue receiving these sweet pittances in peretuity?

BETTER! Wait, wait! Shouldn't you be able to just buy the insurance yourself, so that when whoever cools off, you can ensure that the dough flows, regardless as to whether the former payee set up with the system or not? Because surely explaining this ingenious plan would only baffle an oldster. "Do what now?"

Yeah, so, you can pay in like a hundred dollars a year to your insurance guy (me?) and I can assure you I will send you thirty-five bucks at Christmas!

WE ALL WIN!

NSFW, or life, or most anything

Very busy, so will post all my crud I have to say in the morning - howevs, did happen to see that our friend Car Telling Windows has updated [their] site. Blew. My. Mind.

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