MyStErIoUs DoInGs

This house, across from our handiest Walgreens, appears and disappears as in Brigadoon.  At least I think that's what is happening: I'd never noticed it, all mossy and Middle Earth-ish yet suburban-looking, until a few months ago, but then sometimes I don't see it at all.  So it stands up to intensive reasoning skills that it's not always there, amirite?

Also: amitrite? (as I misstyped the above at first) would make a good commenter name for Gawker or wherever.  You can have it!

Never Let Me Solo

"Beams." Not pictured: everyone's New Balance sneaks and copies
of Chuck Klosterman "tomes."

Don't know whether anyone else has noticed it (and rather doubt they have - I stand utterly alone at the very zenith of noticing shit), but does Magnet magazine have a secret lab somewhere where they are growing bands wherein the members are getting old, there are too many members to be practical and there are least two (but usually two) females?  Nothing wrong with les femmes, it's just so amazingly "Magnet band from Kitchener, Ontario" that my mind melts every time I click over there.  "Another one!  Bride!  Come look at this!"

"No."

If these combos are not being created scientifically, how else does it keep happening?

Overheard:

"I mean, what with the time travel and everything else..."