This ALSO means you're old

Um, even Pharrell is 40.  Jesus.

Oh, god - Fran and Don

"Apps"

Have you heard about this? Turns out it's short for "applications," just like with a computer only on a FancyPhone if you have one.

Sitting backstage at community theatre, doing nothing, I have "downloaded" such fun accessories as a level, a ruler, a flashlight, a guitar tuner, a 4-track recorder, an old video game called Tetris and even books!

They need a gewgaw that will project Isaac Mizrahi's Unzipped on the side of a building, however.

Which is Don?

He's actually the one on the right here, believe it or not!

This was dinner Friday night last week.

But what if I told you my dad had been doing some laundry earlier that very day, had then decided the pants he was wearing could do with a wash, had taken said khakis off, washed them with his wallet still in the pocket, then tried to dry said wallet in the microwave?

What say you then?

Olympia!

Yes, I do find it exciting that Bryan Ferry has gotten off his posh arse and made a proper album, complete with the obligatory completely hookless single (which samples Roxy's "True to Life"!), expensive-appearing video and a Peter Saville-y LP cover featuring that old slag Kate Moss!

Why, don't you?

It also serves to remind me: how does this guy still have money? I mean, sure, he's a household word in the UK and probably Switzerland and somewhere you wouldn't expect like Lebanon or Israel or Brazil, but, still...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfE85HfYzHs