The Stolid Lodger

We have my dad's cat living in the basement! He weighs a lot! I don't have the right camera with me, so more on this excitement tomorrow!

"Or say it stank, or something"

That Taqueria Mixteca-sponsored Little League team you've been waiting for!

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Burberry snowsuit!

"baby fresh"

I would guess that you didn't know that second-most popular scent for baby wipes is COAL SMOKE!

"Oh, god! A giant pig is gonna EAT ME!"

"What? Perspective? [laughs sheepishly...] Well, I didn't know about that! I'm six weeks old!"

I found this by opening a book AT RANDOM