Friday, February 20, 2015

Weekend


Because shitty?


The wheels of justice and my part in keeping them greased [ick]

 So, yes, jury duty yesterday.  They care not a whit that I had a two-week-old child (have I mentioned her, btw?) nor that I was going to Washington this coming week - "the cases don't usually last more than a day..." - so there I was in the -5 degrees yesterday, ready to keep American Justice moving apace.  As it happened, my mYsTeRiOuS WoRkPlAcE was closed for weather, so I wasn't missing any work.  Then, this being D_____, the defendant failed to show and all 50 souls in the jury pool were turned loose!  Which meant that I got to put away the clean clothes that had been sitting on the dryer for about 9 days.  JUSTICE IS SERVED!

SHOUT IT FROM THE HILLTOPS!


Update!

Bea with great-great-great-great-great grandfather!

Holding head up, checking shit out, not eating for 11 seconds
Back from the Ukraine front

"Yes, life is pretty sublime..."

Bea meets Mavis!


Seen:


Shittier "Kill Uncle"


Hot flashes: like a day with me!


Whoa!


Decadence!

An auntie brought this by for that "Miss Havisham on Sunset Blvd" feel.

Can I pull off this look?


"Ask me about my found Risperdal pen!"



Hazards of smoking



Kids: worth it!

Sitting around with a two and a half week old baby can lead to lightly binge-watching Bored to Death, which we would not have done otherwise.

Also: a perfect example of a show that guys will like and women will tolerate.  If you were looking for one!

Well, yes


Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Some dopes


Street energy


Also, I may have mentioned this years ago,

but how come there's no "monolith" alarm clock?   No time on face, just gives the screech when it's time to get up.  That there's a beach house - on the moon!


Like you,

I often find myself thinking I should listen to Diamond Dogs more:


Tuesday, February 17, 2015

Bea: The Official Two Week Portrait

"People of Earth - I come with a message.  Please deliver me
to your United Nations..." etc

Maybe the most D_____ story possible


Friday, February 13, 2015

Weekend

Happy Valentimes

New baby miracle!

The Bride's husband managed to get these laundry area-obscuring
bamboo curtains up...the age of miracles is upon us!

Peel me a grape!

"DO IT!"

Someone put on "Happy Families" by Blancmange

Amazing focus, yes

Stan Lee's older brother in Walmart (alas) hijinx


Home at last

"This is it?  This shit's not palatial in the slightest..."

Oh, for a Sharpie with which to scrawl "Zebra"


Way to go, Kyle


Runner-up in Nabokov lookalike contest weighs in


Aswarm with admirers



Arrival!

Mark on head from vacuum cup thingy - seconds old!

I should just wear one of these every day


On way to hospital, day of

Confident/radiant

Damn, these go all the way back to Superbowl Sunday



Roozie!


Seen in some cookbooks and/or bound 1978 Gourmet compendium




A thing I will tell my daughter

"Bibi," I will say, as she is all a-dandle on my knee, "if Thom Yorke put this record out, everyone would wig out and Radiohead wouldn't be as awful as they are.  Remember this...[whispers] remember this..."

Thursday, February 12, 2015

Saturday, February 7, 2015

Beatrix

Beatrix Lee Eddy!  2/3/2015, 5:55 p.m.  9 lbs, 22".