Friday, May 31, 2013
I sort of started reading Salem's Lot the other day, then I remembered I am going to die soon because I am old and that I should be accruing new knowledge instead of rereading shit from 7th grade. But then I thought of a Stephen King Weather App, which every day sends you a different King-penned description of the weather. Like something from the rainy day at the start of It, or the fall weather in "Mrs. Todd's Shortcut," etc. Because surely it's time for this, right?
I mean this blog had made me rich beyond my wildest dreams - in friendship. AWWW.
|Ron Galella paparazzi shot|
|Getting to end of Weeds, thank Christ, then I can|
properly excoriate this bullshit show. SO annoying.
Thursday, May 30, 2013
Oh, well, maybe it will turn out that Sparky Anderson is Brett Anderson's great uncle.
Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Well, the boys round here, they're keeping it country
ain't a damn one know how to the Dougie
(you don't know how to Dougie?), no, not in Kentucky
It also dissed the Beatles (timely!) in favor of Bocephus (ahem).
All this is a long way of saying that were I on The Voice, I'd want to do "Good Kush and Alcohol." OH!, which reminds me: I have yet to find my summer jam on the old 102.9. Two years ago (was it really? it seems like a dream) there were "Win Win Win" and "Can I Hit It In the Morning?" and last year was the unstoppable "Snapbacks and Tattoos." SIGH.
Are you shitting me? How did I forget to mention Chris's new foundling Reggie? Brother to Peanut? Peanut is still boss, however; he established his bossness within thirty seconds of meeting his new brother.
|Here they come!|
|"Why am I being held by someone from Morrissey's '92-era backing band?"|