MIKEA!

Sweet Mike and I went to IKEA to get him a new bed.  Hilarity sort of ensued!

The bed he wanted, which was on sale but still available at 7 pm the night before
the trip down there, was gone?  They sold out in the intervening two+ Saturday night hours?
SO not my grip!

Oh, wait - display model in the Final Chance area, came with sheets, mattress, pillow -
$129 bucks and we had the Keystone Cops-ariffic experience of taking it apart!

Did I mention the shark-belly colored 50 cent HOT DOGS???  NO??? ALLOW ME TO.