Inside the shitbox next door

Hey!  The terrible and dangerous and gross non-historical house is up for sale!  We want to buy it and the lot it's on, knock it down and grow more vegetables!  Plus the city has violation notices on the door!  I hope they don't blow off in today's promised high winds!  Have never seen one lick of actual work done to the place, besides the owner's brother (who looks Yosemite Sam on a mudflap) carting wheelbarrows full of black mold out a couple years back!  We are debating over exactly when to just show up at owner's house with a Wendy's bag full of cash!

Available for gang executions!

Come, smell last decade's meth-rocks!

The insides of your lungs will not be this pink after five minutes in here!

Professionals!