That cigarette guy, at last

I don't smoke but I used to smoke a whole pack of Marlboros when plastered.  I always say "I don't smoke, but I used to have two drinks and turn into that guy from the Guinness Book with the hundred cigarettes."  People will nod politely but not really get it.  Y'know?  WELL - here he is, from the 1977 GBOWR.  Don't tread on him!