One of my co-workers at my mysterious workplace was bummed because her fellow smoker was quitting, so I asked the Bride if I could start smoking and she was all, "The sooner I'm rid of you, the better..." Well!
1. David Duchovny's part in Zoolander, particularly "keep pulling the sweater."
2. My dislike of drafts of all kinds: military conscription, cold air creeping through the shower curtain, early versions of novels, stories, articles or plays, etc.