While I'm dredging up icons of the past,

have been making a half-assed attempt to read American Psycho for the whatevereth time.  Here are the proper times of the year to read BEE books:

Less Than Zero - July
The Rules of Attraction - just before school starts (duh)
American Psycho - last week/April
The Informers - just after Thanksgiving
Glamorama - January
Lunar Park - October
Imperial Bedrooms - August or vacation or - best - never

See, I don't post regularly for ages and then I post crap like this. You're trapped, you.