Old Top Ten Lists

Got that 1990 Letterman Top Ten List book at the book sale weeks back; you know the one.  The best thing is you can read it and hear old eighties Dave saying the number ones:

We're getting cable

Shorter speeches, tighter pants

Kennel cough/Daddy's drunk (tie)

Shangri-Dave

 That fruit Jefferson gets Monticello. I get a tunnel.

"Hello, Al Sharpton's office."

My very fave from back then (I remember it actually airing while I was kissing a girl [gasp]!), from Top Ten Things About the Druids:

They died out in the early 5th century/they partied like it was 1999 (tie)