A correspondent forwards this from our local newspaper:
A man told D_____ police that he was assaulted by his nephew Sunday evening while watching the "American Music Awards" on TV.
According to the D_____ Police incident report, the nephew made a comment about Justin Bieber's sexuality and his uncle told him to keep his opinions to himself.
The nephew became angry, slammed down a plate of chili fries, and told his uncle he would beat him up.
The 50-year-old victim was then allegedly struck in the head causing a small laceration to his forehead.
The nephew left the house on Oak Street before officers arrived and police are working to locate him, according to the report.
1. chili fries - a nice detail that takes this story into the realm of, oh, I don't know, Raymond Carver?
2. this is, of course, about three blocks from where we live
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