Monday, March 29, 2010

Another day in Southwest Ohio


Man at scene of fire said he was cooking meth, then said it was beans - DDN



This is amazing, natch. Did he actually go "It was meth...er - beans! I meant to say beans!"?

Even better would be an English-style stiff retort, as in "that's a crock of/you're full of":


Officer: "We know you were cooking meth up in here!"

Suspect: (defiantly): "BEANS!"




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