Friday, March 23, 2012

Maybe I'm a misbegotten dirty Janice Joplin-appreciating hippie piece of shit,

but I could no longer take all the trash in our work parking lot and in the grass between parking lot and the road, so I went out and took eleven minutes of my precious time to pick up all the loose crap that was making the entire area look like the old "crying Indian chief" ad from 1972 or whenever.

Mostly recyclable, mostly detritus left by kids from the "competitive cheer" (whatever the hell that is) studio down the way.

But my real question is more: a can of Febreze?  Can't someone just keep that in the car til they get back to their 130" inch screen-equipped hillbilly shithole?

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